HTML 的 tabindex 屬性開發過程中一般不會使用到,最近開發中有個需求兼顧富交互,便總結了一下。本篇文章同時收錄在我的【前端知識點】中,Github鏈接請點擊閱讀原文直達,歡迎 Star
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在我們日常使用網頁的過程中,可以通過鍵盤控制一些元素的聚焦,從而達到便捷訪問的目的
element 分為 focusable 和 非focusable ,如果使用了tabindex就可以改變相關的行為
在HTML中有6個元素默認支持聚焦:
以上的元素默認都可以使用 Tab 鍵,以及 JS focus() 方法聚焦
document.querySelector("a").focus();
使用 tab鍵 進行聚焦元素時,聚焦的順序等于元素在代碼中的出現先后順序,當我們進行富交互優化時,就需要用到 tabindex 這個屬性來幫助我們進行更好用戶體驗的優化了
①元素是否能聚焦:通過鍵盤這類輸入設備,或者通過 JS focus() 方法
②元素什么時候能聚焦:在用戶通過鍵盤與頁面交互時
通俗來說:就是當用戶使用鍵盤時,tabindex用來定位html元素,即使用tab鍵時焦點的順序。
tabindex理論上可以使用在幾乎所有元素上
tabindex 有三個值:0,-N(通常是-1),N(正值)
tabindex 決定聚焦順序
// HTML
<button type="button" tabindex="1">tabindex === 1</button>
<button type="button" tabindex="999">tabindex === 999</button>
<button type="button" tabindex="0">tabindex === 0</button>
// HTML
<button type="button" tabindex="0">tabindex === 0</button>
<button type="button" tabindex="1">tabindex === 1</button>
<button type="button" tabindex="999">tabindex === 999</button>
<button type="button" tabindex="0">tabindex === 0</button>
tabindex 決定是否聚焦
// HTML
<button type="button">未設置tabindex</button>
<button type="button" tabindex="-1">tabindex === -1</button>
<button type="button" tabindex="0">tabindex === 0</button>
<button type="button" tabindex="1">tabindex === 1</button>
tabindex 與JS編程聚焦
// HTML
<button type="button" @click="clickBtn()">點擊讓DIV聚焦</button>
<div id="FocusDiv" ref="FocusDiv" tabindex="-1">這是一個div</div>
// JS
clickBtn: function() {
document.getElementById('FocusDiv').focus();
}
針對自定義標簽進行富交互優化
針對特定節點禁止聚焦操作
復雜列表控制聚焦順序
本框是表單中與用戶打交道最多的元素之一,它包括單行文本框<input type="text">和多行文本框<textarea>,
更廣義的還可以包括密碼輸入框<input type="password">。
控制用戶輸入字符個數
對于單行文本框<input type="text">和密碼輸入框<input type="password">而言,可以利用自身的maxlength屬性控制用戶輸入字符的個數;
<input type="text" name="name" id="name" class="txt" value="姓名" maxlength="10"/>
而對于多行文本框<textarea>沒有類似的屬性,可以自定義類似的屬性,并對onkeypress事件做相應的處理
<textarea name="comments" id="comments" cols="40" rows="4" maxlength="50" onkeypress="return LessThan(this);"></textarea/>
以上代碼中maxlength為自定義屬性(<textarea>標簽中沒有這個maxlength屬性),其值為最多允許輸入的字符的個數,
在onkeypress事件發生時則調用返回LessThan()函數的返回值,函數如下:
function LessThan(oTextArea){
//返回文本框字符個數是否符號要求的boolean值
return oTextArea.value.length < oTextArea.getAttribute("maxlength");
}
實例:
<html>
<head>
<title>控制textarea的字符個數</title>
<style>
<!--
form{
padding:0px;
margin:0px;
font:14px Arial;
}
input.txt{ /* 文本框單獨設置 */
border: 1px inset #00008B;
background-color: #ADD8E6;
}
input.btn{ /* 按鈕單獨設置 */
color: #00008B;
background-color: #ADD8E6;
border: 1px outset #00008B;
padding: 1px 2px 1px 2px;
}
-->
</style>
<script language="javascript">
function LessThan(oTextArea){
//返回文本框字符個數是否符號要求的boolean值
return oTextArea.value.length < oTextArea.getAttribute("maxlength");
}
</script>
</head>
<body>
<form method="post" name="myForm1" action="addInfo.aspx">
<p><label for="name">請輸入您的姓名:</label>
<input type="text" name="name" id="name" class="txt" value="姓名" maxlength="10"></p>
<p><label for="comments">我要留言:</label><br>
<textarea name="comments" id="comments" cols="40" rows="4" maxlength="50" onkeypress="return LessThan(this);"></textarea></p>
<p><input type="submit" name="btnSubmit" id="btnSubmit" value="Submit" class="btn">
<input type="reset" name="btnReset" id="btnReset" value="Reset" class="btn"></p>
</form>
</body>
</html>
設置鼠標經過時自動選擇文本
通常是在用戶名、密碼等文本框中希望鼠標指針經過時自動聚焦,并且能夠選中默認值以便用戶直接刪除。
首先是鼠標指針經過時自動聚焦,代碼如下
onmouseover="this.focus()"
其次是聚焦后自動選中所有文本,代碼如下:
onfocus="this.select()"
如:<label for="name">請輸入您的姓名:</label>
<input type="text" name="name" id="name" class="txt" value="姓名" onmouseover="this.focus()" onfocus="this.select()">
javascript分離實現自動選擇文本
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1、CSS3按鈕的另類做法
HTML代碼:
<body>
<div id="box">
<div id="icon">
<i><em></em><span></span></i>
</div>
</div>
</body>
CSS:
body
{
margin: 0px;padding: 0px;
}
#box{
height: 31px;
width: 31px;
border-radius: 50%;
box-shadow: 0 0 0 1px #ccc inset;
margin: 100px;
transition:box-shadow 0.25s ease-in-out 0s,
transform 0.25s ease-in-out 0s;
}
#box:hover
{
box-shadow: 0 0 0 16px #039 inset;
/*transition:box-shadow 0.25s ease-in-out 0s; */
transform: rotate(180deg);
}
i
{
display: block;
height:6px;
width: 6px;
float:left;
position:relative;
top:13px;
left:10px;
}
em,span
{
width: 0px;
height: 0px;
border-style: solid dashed dashed dashed;
border-width: 5px;
border-color: transparent;
position: absolute;
left:0px;top:0px;
}
em{
border-top-color:#000;
top:1px;
}
span
{
border-top-color:#fff;
}
2、css3立體旋轉導航菜單
HTML:
<body>
<ul class="menu">
<li class="home current">
<a href="#">
<span>Home</span>
<span>Home</span>
<span>Home</span>
<span>Home</span>
</a>
<ul>
<li><a href="">Sub Menu</a></li>
<li><a href="">Sub Menu</a></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li class="about">
<a href="#">
<span>About</span>
<span>About</span>
<span>About</span>
<span>About</span>
</a>
</li>
<li class="contact">
<a href="#">
<span>Contact</span>
<span>Contact</span>
<span>Contact</span>
<span>Contact</span>
</a>
<ul>
<li><a href="">Sub Menu</a></li>
<li><a href="">Sub Menu</a></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li class="twitter">
<a href="#">
<span>Twitter</span>
<span>Twitter</span>
<span>Twitter</span>
<span>Twitter</span>
</a>
</li>
</ul>
</body>
CSS:
body {
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
background: #f9f9f9;
}
.menu {
-webkit-perspective: 100000;
-moz-perspective: 100000;
-o-perspective: 100000;
-ms-perspective: 100000;
perspective: 1200;
display: block;
width: 800px;
height: 65px;
margin: 0 auto;
list-style: none;
padding: 0;
padding: 0 0 0 30px;
border-radius: 5px;
background-color: #546065;
}
.menu li {
-webkit-transform-style: preserve-3d;
-moz-transform-style: preserve-3d;
-o-transform-style: preserve-3d;
-ms-transform-style: preserve-3d;
transform-style: preserve-3d;
height: 21px;
width: 140px;
margin: 0 10px 0 0;
float: left;
position: relative;
-webkit-transition: all 0.2s linear;
-moz-transition: all 0.2s linear;
-o-transition: all 0.2s linear;
-ms-transition: all 0.2s linear;
transition: all 0.2s linear;
}
.menu li a {
display: block;
color: #fff;
font-weight: bold;
box-sizing: border-box;
height: inherit;
width: inherit;
font-size: 1.2em;
text-decoration: none;
text-transform: uppercase;
font-family: Arial, sans-serif;
}
.menu li a span {
height: inherit;
width: inherit;
padding: 22px 0;
text-align: center;
position: absolute;
left: 0;
display: block;
}
.current {
-webkit-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-90deg) translateZ(-20px);
-moz-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-90deg) translateZ(-20px);
-o-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-90deg) translateZ(-20px);
-ms-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-90deg) translateZ(-20px);
transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-90deg) translateZ(-20px);
}
.menu li a span:first-of-type {
-webkit-transform: translateZ(74px);
-moz-transform: translateZ(74px);
-o-transform: translateZ(74px);
-ms-transform: translateZ(74px);
transform: translateZ(74px);
background-color: #3e4649;
box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 15px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);
}
.menu li a span:nth-of-type(2) {
background: #fa623f;
box-shadow: inset 0px 35px 30px -30px rgba(255,255,255,0.1);
-webkit-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,90deg) translateZ(32px) translateY(42px);
-moz-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,90deg) translateZ(32px) translateY(42px);
-o-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,90deg) translateZ(32px) translateY(42px);
-ms-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,90deg) translateZ(32px) translateY(42px);
transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,90deg) translateZ(32px) translateY(42px);
}
.menu li a span:nth-of-type(3) {
background: #f8876d;
box-shadow: inset 0px 35px 30px -30px rgba(255,255,255,0.1);
-webkit-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,180deg) translateZ(-9px);
-moz-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,180deg) translateZ(-9px);
-o-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,180deg) translateZ(-9px);
-ms-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,180deg) translateZ(-9px);
transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,180deg) translateZ(-9px);
}
.menu li a span:nth-of-type(4) {
background: #3e4649;
-webkit-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,270deg) translateZ(33px) translateY(-42px);
-moz-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,270deg) translateZ(33px) translateY(-42px);
-o-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,270deg) translateZ(33px) translateY(-42px);
-ms-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,270deg) translateZ(33px) translateY(-42px);
transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,270deg) translateZ(33px) translateY(-42px);
}
.menu > li:hover {
-webkit-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-90deg) translateZ(-20px);
-moz-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-90deg) translateZ(-20px);
-o-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-90deg) translateZ(-20px);
-ms-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-90deg) translateZ(-20px);
transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-90deg) translateZ(-20px);
}
.menu > .current:hover {
-webkit-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-180deg) translateY(-44px);
-moz-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,90deg) translateZ(-64px);
-o-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-180deg) translateY(-44px);
-ms-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-180deg) translateY(-44px);
transform: rotate3d(1,0,0,-180deg) translateY(-44px);
}
.menu > .current span:nth-of-type(4), .menu > li:hover span:nth-of-type(4) {
background: #fa623f;
}
.menu > .current:hover span:nth-of-type(4) {
background: #f8876d;
}
.menu ul {
opacity: 0;
width: 100%;
border-radius: 0;
padding: 0;
}
.menu > li:hover ul {
opacity: 1;
height: auto;
background: #fa623f;
-webkit-transition: opacity 0.1s linear 0.3s;
-moz-transition: opacity 0.1s linear 0.3s;
-o-transition: opacity 0.1s linear 0.3s;
-ms-transition: opacity 0.1s linear 0.3s;
transition: opacity 0.1s linear 0.3s;
-webkit-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 90deg) translateY(114px);
-moz-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 90deg) translateY(115px);
-o-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 90deg) translateY(114px);
-ms-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 90deg) translateY(114px);
transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 90deg) translateY(114px);
position: absolute;
left: 0;
top: 65px;
}
.menu > li ul {
-webkit-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 90deg);
-moz-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 90deg);
-o-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 90deg);
-ms-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 90deg);
transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 90deg);
}
.menu > .current:hover ul {
-webkit-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 180deg) translateY(145px);
-moz-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 270deg) translateY(31px);
-o-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 180deg) translateY(141px);
-ms-transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 180deg) translateY(161px);
transform: rotate3d(1,0,0, 180deg) translateY(161px);
top: 65px;
background: #f8876d;
}
.menu ul li {
display: block;
float: none;
border-radius: 0;
background: inherit;
width: 170px;
height: 40px;
}
.menu ul li a {
box-sizing: border-box;
padding: 8px 0 0 25px;
background: inherit;
width: inherit;
}
.menu ul li a:hover {
background-color: #eb350b;
}
.menu ul .current a:hover {
background-color: #ce5f45;
}
.menu .contact {
width: 170px;
}
#travel {
padding: 10px;
background: rgba(0,0,0,0.6);
border-bottom: 2px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.2);
font-variant: normal;
text-decoration: none;
margin-bottom: 50px;
}
#travel a {
font-family: 'Georgia', serif;
text-decoration: none;
border-bottom: 1px solid #f9f9f9;
color: #f9f9f9;
}
.header {
font-family: Arial, sans-serif;
text-align: center;
margin-bottom: 60px;
}
.header h2 {
font-size: 2em;
}
3、3D旋轉導航欄
HTML:
<body>
<div id="nav">
<ul class="nav-menu clearfix unstyled">
<li><a href="#" class="three-d active">
Home
<span class="three-d-box"><span class="front">Home</span><span class="back">Home</span></span>
</a></li>
<li><a href="#" class="three-d">
Services
<span class="three-d-box"><span class="front">Services</span><span class="back">Services</span></span>
</a></li>
<li><a href="#" class="three-d">
Products
<span class="three-d-box"><span class="front">Products</span><span class="back">Products</span></span>
</a></li>
<li><a href="#" class="three-d">
About
<span class="three-d-box"><span class="front">About</span><span class="back">About</span></span>
</a></li>
<li><a href="#" class="three-d">
Contact
<span class="three-d-box"><span class="front">Contact</span><span class="back">Contact</span></span>
</a></li>
<li><a href="#" class="three-d">
Blog
<span class="three-d-box"><span class="front">Blog</span><span class="back">Blog</span></span>
</a>
<ul class="clearfix unstyled drop-menu">
<li><a href="#" class="three-d">
Html5
<span class="three-d-box"><span class="front">Html5</span><span class="back">Html5</span></span>
</a></li>
<li><a href="#" class="three-d">
Css3
<span class="three-d-box"><span class="front">Css3</span><span class="back">Css3</span></span>
</a></li>
<li><a href="#" class="three-d">
JavaScript
<span class="three-d-box"><span class="front">JavaScript</span><span class="back">JavaScript</span></span>
</a></li>
<li><a href="#" class="three-d">
Videogames
<span class="three-d-box"><span class="front">Videogames</span><span class="back">Videogames</span></span>
</a></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><a href="#" class="three-d">
Shop On-line
<span class="three-d-box"><span class="front">Shop On-line</span><span class="back">Shop On-line</span></span>
</a></li>
</ul>
</div>
</body>
CSS:
@import url("http://www.w3cplus.com/demo/css3/base.css");
/*任務一:引入本地字體文件*/
@font-face {
font-family: 'sansationregular';
src: url('http://www.w3cplus.com/demo/css3/3DAnimationDropdownMenu/sansation_regular-webfont.eot');
src: url('http://www.w3cplus.com/demo/css3/3DAnimationDropdownMenu/sansation_regular-webfont.eot?#iefix') format('http://www.w3cplus.com/demo/css3/3DAnimationDropdownMenu/embedded-opentype'),
url('http://www.w3cplus.com/demo/css3/3DAnimationDropdownMenu/sansation_regular-webfont.woff') format('woff'),
url('http://www.w3cplus.com/demo/css3/3DAnimationDropdownMenu/sansation_regular-webfont.ttf') format('truetype'),
url('http://www.w3cplus.com/demo/css3/3DAnimationDropdownMenu/sansation_regular-webfont.svg#sansationregular') format('svg');
font-weight: normal;
font-style: normal;
}
body {
background-color:#edecec;
}
/* basic menu styles */
.nav-menu {
display: block;
background: #74adaa;
width:950px;
margin: 50px auto 150px;
}
.nav-menu > li {
display: inline;
float:left;
border-right:1px solid #94c0be;
}
.nav-menu > li:last-child {
border-right: none;
}
.nav-menu li a {
color: #fff;
display: block;
text-decoration: none;
/*調用本地字體*/
font-family: 'sansationregular';
-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
-moz-font-smoothing: antialiased;
font-smoothing: antialiased;
text-transform: capitalize;
overflow: visible;
line-height: 20px;
font-size: 20px;
padding: 15px 30px 15px 31px;
}
/* animation domination */
.three-d {
/* 任務三、設置3D舞臺布景 */
-webkit-perspective: 200px;
-moz-perspective: 200px;
-ms-perspective: 200px;
-o-perspective: 200px;
perspective: 200px;
/*任務四、設置3D舞臺布景過渡效果*/
-webkit-transition: all .07s linear;
-moz-transition: all .07s linear;
-ms-transition: all .07s linear;
-o-transition: all .07s linear;
transition: all .07s linear;
position: relative;
}
.three-d:not(.active):hover {
cursor: pointer;
}
/*任務五、給不是當前狀態的3D舞臺的懸浮與聚焦狀態設置變形效果*/
.three-d:not(.active):hover .three-d-box,
.three-d:not(.active):focus .three-d-box {
-wekbit-transform: translateZ(-25px) rotateX(90deg);
-moz-transform: translateZ(-25px) rotateX(90deg);
-o-transform: translateZ(-25px) rotateX(90deg);
-ms-transform: translateZ(-25px) rotateX(90deg);
transform: translateZ(-25px) rotateX(90deg);
}
.three-d-box {
/*任務六、給3D舞臺中“.three-d-box”設置過渡與變形效果*/
-webkit-transition: all .3s ease-out;
-moz-transition: all .3s ease-out;
-ms-transition: all .3s ease-out;
-o-transition: all .3s ease-out;
transition: all .3s ease-out;
-webkit-transform: translatez(-25px);
-moz-transform: translatez(-25px);
-ms-transform: translatez(-25px);
-o-transform: translatez(-25px);
transform: translatez(-25px);
-webkit-transform-style: preserve-3d;
-moz-transform-style: preserve-3d;
-ms-transform-style: preserve-3d;
-o-transform-style: preserve-3d;
transform-style: preserve-3d;
-webkit-pointer-events: none;
-moz-pointer-events: none;
-ms-pointer-events: none;
-o-pointer-events: none;
pointer-events: none;
position: absolute;
top: 0;
left: 0;
display: block;
width: 100%;
height: 100%;
}
/*任務七、給導航設置3D前,與3D后變形效果*/
.front {
-webkit-transform: rotatex(0deg) translatez(25px);
-moz-transform: rotatex(0deg) translatez(25px);
-ms-transform: rotatex(0deg) translatez(25px);
-o-transform: rotatex(0deg) translatez(25px);
transform: rotatex(0deg) translatez(25px);
}
.back {
-webkit-transform: rotatex(-90deg) translatez(25px);
-moz-transform: rotatex(-90deg) translatez(25px);
-ms-transform: rotatex(-90deg) translatez(25px);
-o-transform: rotatex(-90deg) translatez(25px);
transform: rotatex(-90deg) translatez(25px);
color: #FFE7C4;
}
.front, .back {
display: block;
width: 100%;
height: 100%;
position: absolute;
top: 0;
left: 0;
background: #74adaa;
padding: 15px 30px 15px 31px;
color: white;
-webkit-pointer-events: none;
-moz-pointer-events: none;
-ms-pointer-events: none;
-o-pointer-events: none;
pointer-events: none;
-webkit-box-sizing: border-box;
box-sizing: border-box;
}
/*任務八、設置導航當前狀態與懸浮狀態下的背景效果*/
.nav-menu li .active .front,
.nav-menu li .active .back,
.nav-menu li a:hover .front,
.nav-menu li a:hover .back {
background-color: #51938f;
-webkit-background-size: 5px 5px;
background-size: 5px 5px;
background-position: 0 0, 30px 30px;
background-image: -webit-linear-gradient(45deg, #478480 25%, transparent 25%, transparent 75%, #478480 75%, #478480), linear-gradient(45deg, #478480 25%, transparent 25%, transparent 75%, #478480 75%, #478480);
background-image: -moz-linear-gradient(45deg, #478480 25%, transparent 25%, transparent 75%, #478480 75%, #478480), linear-gradient(45deg, #478480 25%, transparent 25%, transparent 75%, #478480 75%, #478480);
background-image: -ms-linear-gradient(45deg, #478480 25%, transparent 25%, transparent 75%, #478480 75%, #478480), linear-gradient(45deg, #478480 25%, transparent 25%, transparent 75%, #478480 75%, #478480);
background-image: -o-linear-gradient(45deg, #478480 25%, transparent 25%, transparent 75%, #478480 75%, #478480), linear-gradient(45deg, #478480 25%, transparent 25%, transparent 75%, #478480 75%, #478480);
background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #478480 25%, transparent 25%, transparent 75%, #478480 75%, #478480), linear-gradient(45deg, #478480 25%, transparent 25%, transparent 75%, #478480 75%, #478480);
}
.nav-menu ul {
position: absolute;
text-align: left;
line-height: 40px;
font-size: 14px;
width: 200px;
-webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease-in;
-moz-transition: all 0.3s ease-in;
-ms-transition: all 0.3s ease-in;
-o-transition: all 0.3s ease-in;
transition: all 0.3s ease-in;
-webkit-transform-origin: 0px 0px;
-moz-transform-origin: 0px 0px;
-ms-transform-origin: 0px 0px;
-o-transform-origin: 0px 0px;
transform-origin: 0px 0px;
-webkit-transform: rotateX(-90deg);
-moz-transform: rotateX(-90deg);
-ms-transform: rotateX(-90deg);
-o-transform: rotateX(-90deg);
transform: rotateX(-90deg);
-webkit-backface-visibility: hidden;
-moz-backface-visibility: hidden;
-ms-backface-visibility: hidden;
-o-backface-visibility: hidden;
backface-visibility: hidden;
}
/*任務九、顯示下拉導航菜單,并其設置一個變形效果*/
.nav-menu > li:hover ul {
display: block;
-webkit-transform: rotateX(0deg);
-moz-transform: rotateX(0deg);
-ms-transform: rotateX(0deg);
-o-transform: rotateX(0deg);
transform: rotateX(0deg);
}
今天就先分享到這些吧。大家可以根據你自己的需求來進行兼容不同的瀏覽器;
好久沒有跟大家分享段子了,今天給大家發幾個段子樂呵一下。
希望大家每天開心;
1、
公園里長椅上,一對小情侶依偎在一起旁若無人地說著情話, 女孩羞澀地問男孩:“要是我們結了婚生孩子,你是喜歡兒子還是女兒?” 男孩寵溺地刮了一下女孩的鼻梁,溫柔地說:“只要是我的,我都喜歡!” 女孩噗嗤一笑,輕輕錘了一下男孩的胸口:“你好壞!要求真高!”
2、
老師:“好了,讓我們來統計一下獨生子女,應該都是吧”
小明:“老師,我不是,”
老師:“哦那你有個什么?”
小明:“我有個弟弟”
老師:“哦,那他多大了?”
小明:“18厘米”
老師紅著臉:“不要臉,下課滾到我辦公室,我要好好教育你!”
3、
一男一女是網友,聊了很長時間,一天,男的忽然提起
男:我倆見個面吧。
女:行,但是你要先回答我個問題。
男:你問吧。
女:你抬頭挺胸向下看,看到了什么?
男:腳??!
女:我倆不合適。
4、
今天朋友幾個一起出去吃大餐,吃完后,我提出誰丑誰付賬單,正巧一旁的服務員聽到了,然后看了我們一眼,說:“你們還是AA制吧……”
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